August 21st, 2007
In the men's locker room at the Y this afternoon there was a carton of two dozen Grade AA eggs sitting on a shelf. I wouldn't normally expect to see an egg carton in a locker room -- especially a men's locker room. As I changed into my workout gear I tried to imagine how the carton got there: maybe it was part of a bodybuilder's nutrition regimen? Before I went up to work out, I checked the carton -- empty. Upstairs I saw no one in the weight room (to which I am only a casual visitor, believe me) with egg on their face, or tanktop. Perhaps next time I go to work out, I'll bring a bag of flour and leave it on the shelf. What with all the microbes floating around in that locker room, maybe we can get a nice quiche to spontaneously appear.