Memo To The Rest of You…
In the latest political love poem from the national media to Arnold Schwarzenegger, the new edition of Esquire magazine proclaims that the governor is leading the nation into a “new kind of politics.”

The March cover story, “The President of 12% of Us,” takes a quick tour of recent political goings-on in California en route to its final destination: a thesis that Schwarzenegger’s brand of governing is a model that the rest of America can follow (the title of the article hints that California’s large population makes it a nation state unto itself).
More on why that thesis seems somewhat specious in a moment. But first, California political watchers will enjoy some of writer Tom Junod’s anecdotes, apparently culled in a short visit with Schwarzenegger in mid December. For those who have forgotten, that’s when the health care reform debate was reaching its boiling point and the budget crisis was just starting to simmer.
First is Junod’s recounting of the governor’s private sessions with various interest groups about the budget crisis. The author was apparently in at least one of those meetings, and quotes Schwarzenegger as telling one group that this year, “Democrats are getting screwed, Republicans are getting screwed, we’re all getting screwed.”
In that same meeting, supposedly with advocates of the poor, the author’s adulation is palpable as he recounts the governor’s actions at the start of the confab:
“…the woman is meeting Arnold Schwarzenegger for the first time, and he takes her scarf in his hand, feels it, drapes it over his thick fingers, and lets it drop. Then he says, ‘Cashmere– some rich people here’… And he, the richest person in the room by many orders of magnitude, the most famous and most powerful person in the room by many more orders of magnitude than even that, gets away with it.”
The author’s love of all things Schwarzenegger is also seen in this description of another December meeting, this one with Senate President pro Tem Don Perata. Junod says Schwarzenegger told him that Perata was doing the “kabuki” on health care (that’s the guv’s favorite term for the “theatrical” part of politics):
“Perata had started the meeting doing the Kabuki, telling Arnold that it was not the right time for water and not the right time for health care, either, at least not until he saw the budget. Why did Arnold think this was the Kabuki? Well, for one thing, he thought Perata was playing for leverage because he wanted to be the man on water, and the only way he could do that was to hold out on health care.”
No doubt others will take issue with that characterization, but remember, the premise of this piece is that the governor is above politics as usual. “He was sure that he was on the side of history,” writes Junod of Schwarzenegger. “Hell, history was what he was offering Perata.” (Their emphasis, not mine.)
Back to the thesis that Schwarzenegger’s brand of politics could be emulated on the national stage. Actually, that’s the thesis of Esquire’s headline. The actual article seems to admit that Arnold Schwarzenegger is, as Dan Weintraub’s new book calls him, a “party of one.” The writer spends a lot of time talking about how unique the governor’s brand of governing is, and how much of it would probably have never come to pass had it not been for the governor’s star power. The governor admits as much in an interview with the author, saying about the 2003 recall election: “It was like God said, Hey you want to circumvent the Republican primaries, because you’re not conservative enough for them? Here’s the recall.”
That doesn’t sound like a political formula that’s going to be copied anytime soon… which is probably why the good folks at Eqsuire and others across the nation never seem to tire of stories about the Schwarzenegger persona.


