Love or hate Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, but it's hard to deny that he's pretty good at telling a joke. Before he got to the details of the budget (more to come on that this afternoon), he offered this quip to reporters about his motorcycle accident on Sunday:

"A car pulled out in front of me. It was right there in front, and I just couldn't make a decision which way to go. I knew if I would turn left, that the Republicans would get mad. And if I turn right, my wife would get mad. So I just crashed right into the car and said, this is the safer thing to do."