(*Trademark me. Damien-Banana-Fanna-Fo-Vanian did not come up with that cool-ass name.)

Now, if you're totally grossed out by that drink, but still feel the need to ape the vampiric lifestyle, consider stocking your bar with these delicious blood-like beverages:

Clamato, cranberry, and pomegranate juice: those health-improving antioxidents are very important, even to vampires.
Red wine: try a bottle of something from Vampire Vineyards. Because it means "blood of Jove," I'm sad they no longer make a Sangiovese.
Mineral water: helps thin out the tomato-based drinks and brings a little sparkle back into your life.
Bloody Mary mix: duh.

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Coffee, Tea, or Blood?: Vamp Up Your Drink